*The following love letter was scribed on April 7, 2017 upon my initial return from Costa Rica. At the time, I was eager to get this issue with RBC resolved so that I could return to what I felt was a much more suitable life for me. I had yet to hear back from anyone working for the company on any of the offers I had floated to their attorney, and I knew the secretaries did a great job of checking the fax machine, so I figured it would be best to send the official document the old-fashioned way. The reasons for requesting the items stated below was to simply show them that I knew what they feared the most.
Dear Family,
How is life at the terminal? Or as Tony has often referred to it, “A School of Hard Knocks.” I have been unable to hear back from anyone at work outside of the previously mentioned Tony, and am still waiting on the goods I had invested into the company to be “shipped to my house.” Please make sure you have an appropriate address for me, I had to get a new cell phone number because the last correspondence from you was sent to the wrong address. It was sad to see that one go, lost a lot of good contacts.
So I just got back from Costa Rica, what a blast! Frank would be all over them ladies. Anyway, due to the lack of communication I had been trying to fix before I left, and am still working on, I am not sure if you have heard about the lawsuit I have filed. I wanted to notify you by fax because that seems to be the way all sensitive information is sent these days. I once worked for a company that sent financial information to the wrong house! What assholes, eh?! I am pretty sure, if memory serves me correctly, Tony had a problem when a similar situation occurred at Royal Banana Co., “How mother-scratching messed up do they have to be to send this to a competitor?” I remember him asking Beth. What a plot twist!
I have reached out to multiple in the company in hopes that my reputation would stop being tarnished and we could end this “like gentleman.” Yet to receive a word back from any. That hurts my heart. I almost feel like Jason Batha in a way, I remember him experiencing similar issues.
Anyways, due to a strange mix of unwavering loyalty to Royal Banana Co. and a devotion to succeeding out of spite, to ‘write the wrong’ so to say, let me tell you in advance of the documents I intend on seeking to support my case against Chief Operating Officer Tony Misuraca. I hold no ill will toward Tony, I just always sort of felt privately that he was in “over his head” and perhaps never had a “proper spanking.” I still remember my first.
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-Cell phone records from all persons considered management, Lorenzo included, and location based details specifically for Vice President Frank Misuraca. He has not reached out to me, but I have often felt followed. When I saw him disable our shared location services, I figured he might be visiting a few places that would hurt the image of the company if discovered. Due to his inability to reach out to me, I can’t verify if he is or is not “following me.” The world sure can be scary.
-Everything on the pallet in the back hall considered to be “my stuff” should be wrapped tightly and put on the peanut trailer, nobody will ever find it. I consider everything on that pallet to be evidence, and would like it treated as such. I’d ask you to ship it, but given the discombobulated mess of your shipping department, I assume that Tony has taken over those operations as well.
-The computer being used by Lorenzo. This piece of evidence is pivotal to my case, as I have files that I created still saved to that computer. The concept was incomplete, if there was a wikileak, then my art work would be judged solely off the first edition. Nothing worse than that if you get what I am saying.
-Every moment of surveillance 03/13/2017-03/20/2017 currently on 60 day storage in the upstairs office. I would like the opportunity to “do a little research” in hopes of finding visual support for my case. Currently, I am without job, I need something to keep my mind fresh other than sunshine and bikini models.
At this time, this is all the hints that I am prepared to forward to the ownership of Royal Banana Co.. I have recently learned that you must be very careful of what you say to who. An example of this, the time Antonio asked Lorenzo “Why you always pick on me?”
“Because you’re not Mexican.” Lorenzo snapped back. That comment hurt my feelings, but considered the awkward position I was in, I didn’t know how to alleviate that pain at the time. I mentioned the use of inappropriate language to Tony and Chad, multiple times. No action was taken prior to his dismissal if I am remembering correctly.
Sorry that was a bit of a tangent. Can’t wait to see you guys again!! Text me fam, who knows, maybe we settle this over a beer. LIFE IS CRAZY!!!!!!
Pura Vida!
With eternal love,
Andrew M Jernigan
4/7/2017
The Journey 